Monday, May 31, 2010

George Bush is Found Smoking Cocaine


63 year old former president, George W. Bush is at home in Houston, Texas at 7:46PM on Memorial Day, while his wife, Laura Bush is in the kitchen and hears a sniff noise coming from the bedroom Laura and George sleep at. She enters the room and sees him with a piece of a cardboard and a dollar bill wedged in his nose. Laura yells why he repeated taking drugs. He was arrested before in 1976 for driving under the influence. It was first suspected he was taking drugs after the arrest when he was interrogated and he refused to answer if he drugged himself or not. The police were then notified after one of the Bush's neighbors called the police after hearing loud yells and the sound of a loud smacking after hearing long cries. The police arrived at the Bush home at 7:52PM and ask both of them to leave the home. George was extremely soaked with sweat and covered in bruises, while his wife was holding a large bat and had a snarling face with red eyes. After many interrogations they chose to arrest the neighbor for calling because it was enchilada night at the police station.